Bureaucratic Bungee Jumping

Welcome to Team Bernie's Bureaucratic Bungee Jumping, where the thrill of paperwork is matched only by the thrill of the jump!

The Bungee

Our state-of-the-art bungee jumping simulator uses the latest in bureaucratic red tape to create a truly unforgettable experience. With our patented Bureaucratic Bungee Jumping System, you'll feel the rush of adrenaline as you navigate through layers of paperwork and regulatory hurdles.

Warning: Our jumpers have been known to experience temporary cases of 'Paperwork-Induced Traumatic Stress Disorder' (PITSD) after repeated exposure to our simulator.

Learn more about PITSD