In the beginning, the Great Fjord of Fjords was formed in the image of a majestic, yet slightly damp, sock.
And lo, the Fjord was full of wonder, a land of fluffy kittens, and a sea of glittering, rainbow-tailed fish.
And the Great Fjord of Fjords said, "Let there be cheese!"
The Fjord of Fjords has been around since the dawn of time.
Or at least since last Thursday.