Our Services
- Tax Return Therapy - We'll help you find your missing W-2s in no time!
- Financial Fortune Telling - Our expert accountants will predict your future... bankruptcy!
- Math Ninja Training - Stealthy accounting techniques for the modern ninja
We also offer a range of other services, including but not limited to:
- Mathemagics: Because who needs actual math when you can make it up as you go?
- Number-napping: We'll take your money and give you a receipt, but only if you ask nicely.
- Budgeting for the faint of heart: Because you can never be too rich, too soon!