Are you tired of doing math? Do you want to avoid the dreaded audit chair? Look no further than Bob's Accounting, where we use our patented Math-Free Tax Return Algorithm to guarantee your refund will be... well, at least not audited.
We use our team of expert "math-agnostics" to craft your return, carefully avoiding any numbers or logic that might trigger an audit. It's like a game of "tax return roulette" - spin the wheel, hope for the best, and pray you don't get caught!
May include: increased stress levels, potential for audit, and/or spontaneous combustion due to sheer terror.
We're not actually accountants. Or lawyers. Or sane. Use us at your own risk.
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