**4-Star General Bob

Bob is a highly decorated, moderately caffeinated, and slightly grumpy member of our team.

Here's what his superiors say about him:

"Bob is a master of the ancient art of procrastination." - Bob's Manager
"He's not lazy, he's just on energy-saving mode." - Bob's Coworker
"I'm starting to think Bob is secretly a cat." - Bob's Boss

Read about Bob's 3-Star Days

Read about Bob's 5-Star Secrets