**4-Star General Bob
Bob is a highly decorated, moderately caffeinated, and slightly grumpy member of our team.
Here's what his superiors say about him:
- "Bob is a master of the ancient art of procrastination." - Bob's Manager
- "He's not lazy, he's just on energy-saving mode." - Bob's Coworker
- "I'm starting to think Bob is secretly a cat." - Bob's Boss
Read about Bob's 3-Star Days
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