Bob's Amazing Achievements:
Bob has achieved the following 20 things that are totally not impressive:
- Survived 5 minutes in the office without microwaving a hot pocket
- Accidentally superglued their shoes to the floor 3 times in one week
- Managed to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting, only to regret it 2 hours later
- Won an award for "Most Creative Use of Post-It Notes" at a local art show
- Set a new record for most consecutive hours spent playing Solitaire
- Was able to recite the entirety of "War and Peace" from memory, but only while drunk
- Completed a 10k run, only to realize they forgot their keys and had to do it all again
- Spent an entire paycheck on a single video game
- Was crowned "King of the Couch" by their cat
- Won a game of Solitaire with a deck of cards that had only 5 cards in it
- Was able to eat 20 chicken wings in one sitting, only to spend the next 3 days in the bathroom
- Was awarded "Most Likely to Be Late" at a company awards show (again)
- Was able to recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory, but only while blindfolded
- Spent 10 hours playing with a single toy, only to realize it was just a ball of yarn
- Was able to eat a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting, only to spend the next hour crying
- Was crowned "Master of the Ancient Art of Procrastination"
- Was able to recite the entire script of "Hamlet" while riding a unicycle
- Was awarded "Best use of a firehose to clean the garage"
- Spent an entire week playing "Mortal Kombat" with a friend, only to realize they had been playing with a friend that wasn't actually there
- Was able to eat an entire box of donuts in one sitting, only to spend the next 5 hours regretting it
- Was crowned "Lord of the Lost Socks"
These are just a few of the many amazing accomplishments achieved by Team Bob. You can find out more about Bob's impressive skills on our Skills and Achievements 40 pages.