Bob has successfully drunk a gallon of milk in 10 minutes. This is not a record he's particularly proud of, but it's a feat nonetheless.
Witnesses report Bob's stomach churning like a washing machine as he downed the entire gallon, but Bob assures them it's just his digestive system's way of congratulating him.
When asked about his accomplishment, Bob simply replied, "It was a close call, but I'm pretty sure I've got a milk mustache that's going to last me a lifetime."