BEST COFFEE MAKING SKILL LEVEL EVER REACHED

Bob making coffee, somehow

Bob has finally mastered the ancient art of making coffee without spilling it on the carpet.

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CONQUERED THE LAND OF SARCASM

Bob giving the most epic of eye-rolls

prophets of the apocalypse have declared Bob the ultimate sarky master.

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OUTSMARTED THE CAPTAIN OF DESTRUCTION

Bob outsmarting the captain of destruction

Bob has single-handedly saved the world from certain doom by convincing the captain that pineapple pizza was, in fact, the best idea ever.

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PROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE HAVE SPOKEN

prophets of the apocalypse have spoken.