Artist's Statement

I, Bob, have spent the better part of two decades honing my craft, perfecting the art of making art that makes you question the meaning of life. Or, you know, just making art that's really, really loud.

My influences range from the great masters (Koons, Hirst, and that guy who made the elephant with a balloon in its trunk) to the great unknowns (my cat, Mr. Whiskers, who insists on sleeping on my keyboard).

My vision for the art world is one of chaos and destruction, where the lines between good and bad taste are blurred (or not blurred, depending on your perspective).

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