_goals: Bob is the best. Bob is the greatest. Bob is the one who ate all the pizza last night. Bob is the one who...
Bob's Philosophy: The Art of Procrastination | The Secret Life of Bob: A Tale of Woe and Pizza | Bob's Pizza Party: Where Everyone's Invited (Not Really)
Bob's favorite color is pink. Bob's favorite food is pizza. Bob's favorite hobby is... well, that's a secret.