Barely Graduating

Bob earned his degree in the bottom 5% of his class. He managed to scrape together 3 credits in 4 years, but still managed to forget his student loans.

Graduated with a GPA of 2.5
Forgot his student ID number
Can't remember what he studied
Still lives with his parents

Bad at Relationships Over-Caffeinated

Bad at Relationships

Bob's dating life is a series of Tinder disasters. He's been ghosted by 5 girlfriends in a row.

Has a 0% Tinder match rate
Knows more about his cat
Has a "significant other" who's actually just his Xbox controller
Has a restraining order from his ex

Over-Caffeinated Over-Sleeping

Over-Caffeinated

Bob drinks 5 energy drinks per day. He's basically a human espresso machine with a heart of gold.

Has a 4-day energy drink hangover
Knows more about caffeine than his therapist
Has a permanent glow from 24/7 energy drink use
Has a caffeine IV installed in his arm

Over-Sleeping Over-Eating

Over-Sleeping

Bob sleeps 18 hours a day. He's basically a hibernating bear with a 9-to-5.

Has a bed that's actually just a hammock
Knows more about blankets than his therapist
Has a "work from home" policy with his bed
Has a "do not disturb" sign on his bedroom door

Over-Eating

Bob eats 5 whole pizzas by himself in one sitting. He's basically a human vacuum cleaner with a love for mozzarella.

Has a 4th stomach
Knows more about cheese than his cardiologist
Has a "I'll be right back" policy with his couch
Has a "do not touch" sign on his food stash

Bad at Cooking Bad at Organizing