I once spilled coffee on 17 consecutive customers, earning me the prestigious "Caffeine Crier" award.
I managed to convince my boss that I had "Sudden Onset Coffee Shop-Related Stress" for 6 consecutive Fridays.
I drew a perfect heart on a customer's coffee using only 4 attempts and 3 broken spoons.
View Bob's Best Coffee Shop Artist achievements for more of Bob's questionable talents.
Or, for a more frugal experience, see Bob's collection of 27 unused coffee shop aprons.
And for the truly adventurous, explore Bob's daring attempts to "accidentally" pour coffee into the break room.
“Bob is a coffee shop legend,” said a completely-not-paid consultant who wishes to remain anonymous.