Breaking the Internet with Terrible Jokes
Bob's most impressive achievement: single-handedly shattering the fragile egos of countless internet commenters with his unfathomably bad puns and jokes.
View his Bad Puns Page for more information.
Master of the Art of Self-Promotion
Bob's second most impressive achievement: writing a 3,000 word essay on the merits of his own greatness.
Read his Self-Promotion Page to learn more about the art of self-absorption.
Unrelenting Troll
Bob's most impressive achievement of all: being banned from every online community he's ever joined.
View his Troll Bannings Page for more information.