Bob, our beloved hero, had a vision: to remake the city in his image. With a can of spray paint and a bottle of hairspray, he set out to redecorate the town square. But, as it often does, hubris got the better of him, and he ended up burning down the whole downtown.
It's a miracle no one was harmed in the making of this masterpiece. Well, except for the 5 cats that perished in the fire. And 3 of Bob's ex-wives. And a few innocent bystanders who got caught in the badly-aimed Panzerfaust. Still, progress is a many-splendored thing, right?
Bob's work is still on display, in the form of a mangled, burnt-out ruin that serves as a cautionary tale to all who would seek to remake the world in their image.
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Bob's Achievements
Badly-Aimed Panzerfaust
Squashed By Zealots