Driftwood Sculpture Masterpiece
In this stunning display of artistic prowess, Bob crafted a driftwood sculpture that defied the laws of physics and sanity. The sheer weight of it all threatened to collapse the very floor beneath its own feet, but Bob, undaunted, declared it "stable" and charged the client a small fortune for the privilege of owning it.
Technical Specifications:
- Materials: driftwood, twine, and a hint of hubris
- Dimensions: slightly larger than a house
- Weight: slightly heavier than a small car
Client Testimonial:
"I was skeptical, but Bob assured me it was 'structurally sound'. I paid the price and took it home. Now my living room is a death trap and I'm on the verge of bankruptcy." - Bob's Satisfied but Cautious Client
Awards and Recognition:
Bob's Driftwood Sculpture was awarded "Best Use of Twine in an Artwork" by the Twine Connoisseurs Society in 2019.