Bob's Achievements - Level 1: Novice Bob

Brought to you by the Bob Institute for Achievement and Extreme Procrastination

• Defeated the Coffee Machine - 1.5 hours of intense button-mashing required
• Mastered the art of browsing cat videos - 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds of dedication
• Aced the 'Bob's Guide to Extreme Ironing' tutorial - 3 hours of sweat, toil, and mild burns

Next up: Level 2, where things get interesting