Bobby McBobface's Self-Improvement Plan

Mastered the art of walking up and down the stairs without falling over

Bob has spent 3 hours practicing his staircase mastery and is now able to ascend and descend the stairs with confidence and poise.

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Achieved a 90% success rate on his first attempt at making oatmeal with the stove on

Bob has successfully cooked oatmeal 9 times out of 10 attempts, a remarkable feat that will surely impress his future therapist.

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Increased vocabulary by 5 words, mostly related to the weather and/or socks

Bob has learned to accurately describe the difference between a drizzle and a sprinkle, and can now tell his friends about it at parties.

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Improved his posture to 90% less slouchy

Bob can now stand up straighter than most adults, but not as straight as his therapist would like.

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