Bob's Underachievements:

• Bare Minimum Attendance Attended 1 out of 5 meetings.
• Just Okay, I Guess Managed to not completely fail a project once.
• Even Less Didn't even bother to set goals, because why bother?
• Underwhelming Success Managed to do the bare minimum and not get fired.
• Achievement Zero Did exactly what was expected of me. Wow.