Award for Most Likely to Eat an Entire Pizza by Himself
- Winner: Bob
- Date: Last Thursday
- Location: The Kwik-E-Mart
Award for Best Use of Sarcasm in a Team Meeting
- Winner: Bob
- Date: This morning
- Location: The Conference Room
Award for Most Creative Use of the Phrase "That's Not My Problem"
- Winner: Bob
- Date: Yesterday
- Location: The Break Room