Born in a small village in the 80s, Bob grew up on a diet of ramen noodles and bad 80s music.
He spent his teenage years playing video games, eating Cheetos, and perfecting the art of doing nothing.
Bob's claim to fame is his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
This is a feat he's managed to accomplish on 5 separate occasions.
He's been known to eat so much pizza that the cheese has started to seep into his pores.
His favorite pizza topping is anchovy.
Bob currently resides in a cardboard box under the couch cushion of his parent's house.
He's single, but not lonely, as he's too busy playing video games and watching reruns of 'Days of our Lives'.