Bob's Early Life
Born in 1952, Bob grew up in a small town, where everyone knew everyone, and everyone knew Bob was the weirdo who ate 17 spoons of spaghetti for lunch every Friday.
He was a master of the trombone, and a whiz with the ladies.
But, little did they know, his life was about to take a drastic turn.
Read on for more, but be warned: it gets real.
Bob's Teenage Tragicomedy