Bob's Excuse Page

Bob is a master of creative excuses. Here are a few of his favorites:

Sorry, I'm late because I was stuck in traffic, but not as in I was actually driving on the highway, I was stuck in the traffic jam that is my brain.
I'm not available to attend the meeting because I have a prior commitment... with my couch, and it's not just a social call.
My cat is sick, but not as in it's got a cold or something, no, it's actually suffering from existential dread, the kind that only a cat can understand.
I'm running a little behind schedule because I'm currently trapped in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over again.

Want more excuses? Check out Bob's Excuse Database: