Bob's Anchovy Eruption
Caused by excessive amounts of anchovies on pizza
Warning: this page is not safe for those with severe seafood allergies or a strong sense of smell.
Causes:
- Excessively salty pizza toppings
- Overuse of seafood-based condiments
- Unrestrained enthusiasm for anchovy-based snacks
Symptoms:
- Excessive sweating
- Unexplained anchovy dreams
- Strong desire to flee the scene
Treatment:
- Avoid all seafood products
- Seek medical attention if symptoms persist