The Grand Sandcastle of Destiny

This is the most majestic, the most regal, the most impossibly grand sandcastle in all the land!

Built by the one and only Bob himself, this sandcastle has been the subject of wonder and awe for centuries!

Warning: do not attempt to build your own sandcastle, lest ye be cast into the depths of despair!

Or, you know, just try, it's not like the sea is going to come and sweep it away or anything...