Bob's areas of expertise include:
- The art of eating an entire pizza by himself in one sitting
- The ancient art of folding a fitted sheet
- The science of why pineapple belongs on pizza
Some notable achievements:
- Won the local pie-eating contest 7 years in a row
- Was featured in the Times for his innovative folding techniques
- Has a PhD in Procrastination from the University of WebSnoozin'