Born in 1987, Bob is a self-taught expert in the ancient art of Pizza Engineering. He can recite the entire history of pizza in 3 seconds, blindfolded.
His favorite topping is Extra Cheese, which he can consume in 7 seconds flat.
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Pizzas Consumed: 427
Pizzas Cooked: 37
Time Spent Thinking about Pizza: 365 days, 12 hours, 14 minutes