Deep in the bowels of Bob's Pizza Place lies a secret menu, hidden from the prying eyes of the general public. But you, dear adventurer, have stumbled upon it.

Behold, the secret menu:

• Extra Cheesy
• Cheesy Sauce
• Spin-a-Chili

Extra Cheesy: A Secret Menu Item

For the love of all things cheesy, we've created the Extra Cheesy pizza. A mountain of mozzarella, a sea of cheddar, and a sprinkle of parmesan. Your arteries will thank us.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable cravings for cheese
• Temporary blindness from excessive cheese-induced coma

Price: $10,000,000 (a small fee for the privilege of experiencing this level of cheese)