Welcome to Bob's Pizza Joint, where the pizza is always a disappointment. Our pies are cooked to an unappetizing brown, our sauce is an insult, and our cheese is an affront to the culinary arts.
But hey, at least the decor is nice, right? Our booths are worn out, our tables are sticky, and our bathrooms have that certain je ne qu'elle... charm.
The "I'm-Not-Going-to-Get-Any-Compliments-From-You" Special
A slice of our special sauce-stained pizza, served with a side of apathy. ($12.99)
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