Bob's pizza reviews for Pizza Planet, the most prestigious pizza chain in the galaxy.
We're not just talking about any pizza, we're talking about the kind that's out of this world.
"I went to Pizza Planet and ordered the 'Galactic Garbage' pizza. It was a garbage fire. Literally. The crust was as hard as my ex's heart, and the cheese was as melted as my hopes and dreams. Don't waste your space bucks on this one, folks."
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