The Bob-fu Noodle Soup

A recipe fit for a warrior, this dish is a fusion of the ancient art of ninjutsu and the delicate art of noodle-making.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of noodles (preferably black, for maximum stealth)
• 1 cup of 'Saiyan' sauce (a special blend of soy sauce and sriracha)
• 1 cup of 'Ninja' vegetables (such as mushrooms, carrots, and bell peppers)

Instructions:

1. Stealthily sauté the Ninja vegetables in a pan, using your best ninja skills to avoid detection.
2. Add the Saiyan sauce and cook for 5 minutes, or until the vegetables have reached a state of perfect doneness.
3. Meanwhile, cook the noodles according to the package instructions, but add a dash of black pepper for an extra kick.
4. Combine the noodles and vegetables in a bowl, and serve with a side of ninja stars for garnish.