The Super-Prophets of Bob: Unleashing Divine Fury

Welcome to our esteemed organization, where the art of divination meets the art of being utterly absurd.

As a Super-Prophet of Bob, you are tasked with predicting the most unpredictable events, like the exact number of socks you'll misplace today.

Our Methods: The Art of Not Knowing

It's all about the confidence, people. We don't know how you're going to do it, but trust us, you'll figure it out.

Step 1: Stare intensely at a crystal ball.

Step 2: Shout "I'm a Super-Prophet!" at the top of your lungs.

Step 3: Tap your feet in a pattern that's somehow significant.

We've taken it to the next level. Now you'll not only not know what you're doing, but you'll also be unsure of what you're not doing.

Step 1: Wear a fedora.

Step 2: Practice your 'I'm a Super-Prophet' shout in front of a mirror.

Step 3: Develop a system of cryptic hand gestures.