Team Bob's 5th Achievement

Achievement 5: The Bob-tastic 100-meter Sprint

In a shocking turn of events, Bob was able to sprint 100 meters in 15 minutes and 22 seconds, a feat that left all of his competitors in a stunned silence.

Achievement 4: Consuming 10 whole pizzas by myself in one sitting

Bob's impressive feat of girth was witnessed by several dozen people, who all thought it was a good idea at the time

Achievement 3: Writing a 10,000 word essay on the history of socks

Bob's magnum opus was published in a prestigious academic journal, but only after several dozen revisions and a fire sale on copier paper

Achievement 2: Perfecting the art of napping in a 3-hour window

Bob's impressive feat was documented by several sleep researchers, who were amazed by his ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime

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