It was 2018 and Bob was feeling particularly peckish. He had been tasked with catering for a corporate event, but things took a turn for the worse.
With a mischievous glint in his eye, Bob decided to take matters into his own hands and devour the entire Wheel of Pepperoni himself.
Little did he know, this would be the start of a long and arduous journey to recovery, both physically and financially.
But for now, let's take a look at some key players in this sordid tale: