Primary Skills
- Procrastination (Expert)
- Burping the alphabet (Speed Demon)
- Extreme Pizza Topping Combinations (Innovative)
- Tuning to 3 AM for the most important sports game (Dedicated)
Secondary Skills
- Playing 3 hours of Solitaire in one sitting (Endurance)
- Accomplishing nothing productive on a Sunday afternoon (Expertise)
- Conjuring up the perfect ramen noodle recipe (Creative)
- Setting a new world record for most hours spent on the couch (Speed)
Hidden Skills
- Mastered the art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich
- Can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory
- Knows the entire lyrics to "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin