Bob's Skillset: The Unimpressive Collection

This is a list of skills Bob has acquired over the years. They're mostly useless, but he's really proud of them.

Primary Skills

• Procrastination (Expert)
• Burping the alphabet (Speed Demon)
• Extreme Pizza Topping Combinations (Innovative)
• Tuning to 3 AM for the most important sports game (Dedicated)

Secondary Skills

• Playing 3 hours of Solitaire in one sitting (Endurance)
• Accomplishing nothing productive on a Sunday afternoon (Expertise)
• Conjuring up the perfect ramen noodle recipe (Creative)
• Setting a new world record for most hours spent on the couch (Speed)

Hidden Skills

• Mastered the art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich
• Can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory
• Knows the entire lyrics to "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin

Want to see Bob's skillset in action? Click here to watch a thrilling video of Bob attempting to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see Bob's secret, highly classified skills.