Bob's Cooking FAQ: Because You Clearly Need Help

Q: What's the best way to boil water?

A: Um, just use a pot and some water. Don't overcomplicate things.

Q: Can I use my favorite video game controller as a cooking utensil?

A: No. That's a recipe for disaster. Or at least a messy kitchen.

Q: How do I make a decent omelette?

A: Look, just crack some eggs into a pan, add some cheese and/or fillings, and fold it in half. Don't overthink it.

Q: Can I cook a frozen pizza in a blender?

A: No. Just no.