Q: What's the best way to boil water?
A: Um, just use a pot and some water. Don't overcomplicate things.
Q: Can I use my favorite video game controller as a cooking utensil?
A: No. That's a recipe for disaster. Or at least a messy kitchen.
Q: How do I make a decent omelette?
A: Look, just crack some eggs into a pan, add some cheese and/or fillings, and fold it in half. Don't overthink it.
Q: Can I cook a frozen pizza in a blender?
A: No. Just no.
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