Mastering the Art of Microwaving
With this course, you'll learn to cook the perfect frozen dinner in under 2 minutes. Don't believe us? Here's a few tips to get you started:
1. Preheat your microwave to 400 degrees Celsius. Yes, it's hot. Like, "I-just-set-my-tongue-on-fire" hot.
2. Place your food on a plate that's safe to put in the microwave. We recommend our special microwave-safe pizza plate.
3. Nuke it for 1-2 minutes or until it's hot and slightly smoking. Voilà! Dinner is served.
Want to take it to the next level? Check out our standalone microwave stove, perfect for cooking up some serious culinary magic.
Side effects may include: hunger, overcooking, and spontaneous combustion of kitchen utensils. Prolonged exposure to microwaving may lead to Microwaving 101 and eventual prophets of culinary greatness.