Microwaving Defrosting: The Dark Art of Bob

Team Bob's guide to defrosting with style. Don't be a defrosting novice like Dave. Learn the secrets of the masters and unlock the power of microwaving.

Step 1: Place the frozen food in the microwave.

• Set the time for 3-5 minutes or more depending on the item's level of defrosting-ness.
• Press start. Don't bother with any fancy settings.
• Check on the item every minute or two. It's a delicate process, you know.

Sub-Steps:

• Step 2: The Agonizing Wait
• Step 3: The Moment of Truth

Remember, practice makes perfect. Don't microwave the cat.