Football Betting 101 with Bob

Welcome to Bob's Football Betting 101, where the odds are always against you!

Bob's been betting on football for years, and he's here to share his expertise with you.

Step 1: Choose Your Team

Bob's got some advice for you: don't pick the underdogs! Unless, you know, you really want to lose.

Step 2: Set Your Budget

You don't need a budget to bet on football, but it's always a good idea to have some cash on hand for when the inevitable slip-up happens.

Step 3: Place Your Bet

Bob's got connections! (Just kidding, it's a lie. You'll need to do some research, but that sounds like so much more fun, right?)

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