Today's Activities
Our fearless leader, Lord Bob, has deigned to inform us that today's activities include:
- Attending to the important matter of reorganizing the sock drawer.
- Maintaining a 4:00 AM vigil in front of the fridge, ensuring that no one has pilfered the last of the Cheez-Its.
- Briefly reviewing the company's quarterly earnings report, because someone has to keep the numbers straight.
- Engaging in a spirited game of "Find the Remote Control" with the intern.
Also, don't forget to bring your lunch, as Lord Bob has decreed that the cafeteria is closed for "reorganization" purposes.
Upcoming Events
Next Thursday, we will be having our monthly meeting, where we will discuss such scintillating topics as "The Importance of Proper Sock Folding" and "The Art of Effective Cheez-It Hoarding".