Dragon Rider Certification

Congratulations, you have reached the hallowed halls of Bob's Dragon Rider Certification! To earn your certification, you must complete a series of grueling tasks that will push your dragon riding skills to the limit.

You have three levels of certification:

• Bronze Tier (For the beginner, but still impressive)
• Silver Tier (For the enthusiast, with a hint of skill)
• Gold Tier (For the master, with a hint of madness)

Remember, only the bravest of riders will succeed. May the wind in your hair be the wind of the dragon!

Prerequisites:

• Must be able to ride a unicycle while reciting Shakespearean sonnets
• Must be able to hold one's breath for 5 minutes while submerged in a pool of dragon's fire
• Must be able to consume 5 pounds of dragon jerky in one sitting

Course Outline:

• Lesson 1: Dragon Whispering 101
• Lesson 2: Saddle Soreness 101
• Lesson 3: Dragon Fire 101
• Lesson 4: Dragon Rider 101