Dragon Rider Certification
Congratulations, you have reached the hallowed halls of Bob's Dragon Rider Certification! To earn your certification, you must complete a series of grueling tasks that will push your dragon riding skills to the limit.
You have three levels of certification:
- Bronze Tier (For the beginner, but still impressive)
- Silver Tier (For the enthusiast, with a hint of skill)
- Gold Tier (For the master, with a hint of madness)
Remember, only the bravest of riders will succeed. May the wind in your hair be the wind of the dragon!
Prerequisites:
- Must be able to ride a unicycle while reciting Shakespearean sonnets
- Must be able to hold one's breath for 5 minutes while submerged in a pool of dragon's fire
- Must be able to consume 5 pounds of dragon jerky in one sitting
Course Outline:
- Lesson 1: Dragon Whispering 101
- Lesson 2: Saddle Soreness 101
- Lesson 3: Dragon Fire 101
- Lesson 4: Dragon Rider 101