The Sinister Forces Behind the Brick
It's no secret that the real power behind the LEGO brick lies not in its plastic, but in the mystical creatures that inhabit the world of LEGO. And among the most feared and revered of these entities are the LEGO Unicorns.
These majestic beings have been manipulating the minds of LEGO enthusiasts for decades, turning what was once a humble children's toy into a global phenomenon. Their influence is everywhere: in the designs of the bricks, the themes of the games, even in the very thoughts of the minds of the enthusiasts.
Legends of the Sinister Unicorns
Meet Unicornius, the first and most powerful of the Sinister Unicorns. With a coat of bright pink and a mane of rainbow-colored sparkles, Unicornius is said to have created the first ever LEGO brick. Its power is so great that it can turn even the most mundane objects into a work of art.
Then there's Uniblatt, the mischievous one. With a coat of black and purple, Uniblatt is known for its ability to turn even the most skilled LEGO builders into mindless drones, forced to construct the same monotonous designs ad infinitum.
Lastly, there's Unimorph, the shapeshifter of the Sinister Unicorns. With a coat of pure white and a mane of shifting colors, Unimorph can change its form to suit any occasion, whether it's a cute pony or a majestic dragon.
The Sinister Unicorns' Agenda
The Sinister Unicorns' ultimate goal is simple: world domination, one LEGO brick at a timeæk.
But how do they plan to achieve this goal? By turning the world's children into mindless, brick-building zombies, of course.
And so, beware the Sinister Unicorns! For once they've got you in their grasp, there's no escape from their clutches.