The Lego Turtles of War
A Serious Business
In the world of Lego, even the most unlikely heroes must take up arms to survive.
Our heroes, a ragtag crew of turtles, armed to the teeth with Lego bricks and an unyielding sense of justice, have fought their way through the streets of New York City, taking down the forces of evil with an arsenal of ninja swords and an unshakeable will.
Meet the Turtles:
Turtle 1: Shellsy McShellface
Shellsy is the leader of our merry band of turtle warriors. He's got a penchant for the classics, and can often be found quoting Nietzsche while dispatching his enemies with his trusty Lego sword.
Turtle 2: Bricktopia
Bricktopia is our resident master of disguise. With a wardrobe of interchangeable Lego shirts and pants, she can blend into any environment and take down the bad guys with ease.
Turtle 3: Shellington J.
Shellington is our resident tech expert. He's got a Ph.D. in Lego engineering, and can hack into even the most secure systems with his trusty Lego toaster.
Turtle 4: Tuck
Tuck is our resident oddball. He's a master of the ancient art of Lego juggling, and can distract even the most focused of enemies with his impressive brick-balancing act.