Bob's Couch Warmer Awards

Welcome to the most prestigious awards ceremony in all the land! Where the crème de la crème of couch warmers gather to bask in the glory of their own mediocrity.

**Best Use of Snack Foods**

• Best Soda Tapper
• Best Chip Taster
• Best Cereal Snacker

**Best Achievement in Daytime TV Viewing**

• Best Nap Time Viewer
• Best Lunch Break Viewer

**Best Achievement in Remote Control Mastery**

• Best Channel Surfer
• Best Program Director

**Best Achievement in Procrastination**

• Best Browser Surfer
• Best Email Checker

**Best Achievement in Video Game Mastery**

• Best Game Overlord
• Best Score Achiever