For any team member to earn a participation trophy, they must be within 5 feet of Bob at all times.
This rule is non-negotiable, as Bob is the lifeblood of this team.
To be considered a true member of Team Bob, one must use the phrase "low-hanging fruit" at least 3 times in a meeting.
This ensures that team members are fluent in the art of corporate doublespeak.
Exceptions to this rule are only made for Rule 3, The Righteous Use of Jargon (Advanced).
For those who have mastered Rule 2, an additional 5 uses of jargon within a 10-minute meeting will earn them a free lunch in the break room.
This rule is only for the most seasoned veterans of Team Bob.