Team Bob: A Brief Bio

Bob is a mysterious figure, shrouded in mystery and surrounded by an aura of intrigue. Little is known about his past, but one thing is clear: Bob is a force to be reckoned with.

Born in the year 1987, Bob's early life was marked by a series of unremarkable events. He grew up in a small town, where he spent most of his time watching TV and eating Cheetos.

But it was during a fateful night in 2005 that Bob stumbled upon the ancient art of Extreme Ironing. Entranced by the combination of ironing boards, steam, and existential dread, Bob dedicated his life to mastering the craft.

Bob's rise to fame was swift and meteoric, as he began to compete in local ironing competitions, eventually earning the title of World's Greatest Ironer.

Today, Bob runs the most elite ironing team on the planet, with a squad of highly trained operatives who are ready to iron any fabric, anywhere, anytime.

Want to learn more about Bob's team? Check out:

• Mission: Impossible (Sort of)
• Bob's Guide to Ironing (and Existentialism)
• The Bob's Ironing Arsenal