Team Bob's Commute Tips

For the most stylish and efficient commute ever!

Tip 1: Wake up early, but only to scroll through memes

Don't bother getting out of bed, just scroll through your favorite memes while waiting for the coffee to brew.

Tip 2: Use a Segway for a more... interesting ride

Tip 3: Listen to elevator music, but only if it's on repeat

Why settle for variety when you can have the same 10 minutes of smooth jazz on repeat for the entire ride?

Tip 4: Use a drone to avoid traffic

And that's a wrap! May your commute be ever stylish.