Bob's Unimpressive Credentials

Certifications:

• High School Diploma in the Mailbox (1999)
• Certificate of Attendance for "The Art of Procrastination" (2001)
• Participation T-Shirt for "The Great Cookie Baking Competition" (2005)

Bob has over 10 years of experience in resumé writing and curriculum vitae optimization. He is a self-proclaimed expert in the field of credentials.

Bob's credentials are available for rent or lease. Contact him at bob@team.com for more information.