Bob's Award-Winning Credentials

Awards Brochure for the World's Most Extraordinary Individual

Awards:

• Award of Merit for Outstanding Contributions to Procrastination
• Award of Excellence for Exceptional Use of the Phrase 'I'm on My Way'
• Special Mention for Most Creative Use of the Phrase 'Just a Minute'
• Bronze Medal for Best Use of Sarcasm in a Business Meeting

Testimonials:

"Bob is a master of the art of doing nothing. His skills are unmatched, and his dedication to the craft is inspiring." - A Coworker

"I've never met someone who can make 'I'm on my way' sound so convincingly unconvincing." - A Client

"Bob's award-winning procrastination skills have saved us countless hours of productivity and sanity. We're forever in his debt." - Another Client

Submissions:

Some of Bob's notable submissions include:

• The Award of Merit for Outstanding Contributions to Procrastination
• The Award of Excellence for Exceptional Use of the Phrase 'I'm on My Way'
• The Special Mention for Most Creative Use of the Phrase 'Just a Minute'
• The Bronze Medal for Best Use of Sarcasm in a Business Meeting