As you may know, the intricacies of sushi math have long fascinated the world's top mathematicians and sushi chefs.
But have you ever wondered what happens when you apply the fundamental theorem of calculus to a plate of sushi?
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Using cutting edge 3D space-time calculus, we've managed to derive the following formula:
Where:
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