Bob's Hobbies

Bob is a master of many things. He spends most of his days:

• Collecting rare, useless antiques
• Trying to cook for his friends, who all end up with food poisoning
• Reading the complete set of 1980s telephone books

His favorite pastime, however, is:

• Arguing with strangers on the internet

Bob's hobbies are a source of great entertainment for those around him.